I get a kick out of men's jokes. I think there is possibly a kernel of truth to each one, even though I know they don't apply to me . . . well, not everyone, anyway.
Here are my top 12 Men's Jokes:
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A. A dog is always happy to see you
B. A dog only takes a couple of months to train
Babe Lehrer in her book, Men, They Just Don't Get It!, which has some marvelous short stories from women, has a few men quotations that I really like, also. They are not really jokes. They are more like observations.
Here are five quotations from Men, They Just Don't Get It!
Finally, I have one observation from my wife. I've been known to express myself vociferously after consuming caffeine. Peg stopped me cold one morning by saying, "You know, one more cup of coffee and I can legally kill you."
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